Funny Things Quotes

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Habits are funny things. What's funny, or rather tragic, is that bad habits are so predictable and avoidable. Despite this, there are people by the… — Zig Ziglar
Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial. — Taylor Swift
It was my mom who told me, "Ernie, if you make even one person happy with your smile or a funny thing you did every… — Ernest Borgnine
It is a funny thing, but when I am making music, all the answers I seek for in life seem to be there, in the… — Gustav Mahler
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. — Don Rickles
That's a funny thing, fame. People definitely do treat you differently. When you begin to be successful, people say, 'Don't go changing.' Well, that's easy… — Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough,… — Dax Shepard
What a funny thing painting is. The abstract painters always insist on their connection with the visible reality, while the so called figurative artists insist… — Marlene Dumas
What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people… — Denis Johnson
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. — David Walliams
What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and… — Danny DeVito
I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what… — Keenen Ivory Wayans
There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're… — Tina Yothers
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny. — Richard Russo
I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you're talking about a… — Maggie Gyllenhaal
I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them… — Jack Buck
When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same… — Francois Truffaut
The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me,… — Todd Solondz
Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening. — John Kricfalusi
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. — Mark Ruffalo

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