Funny Things Quotes

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One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. — William Feather
I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. — Leslie Fiedler
My father was really good with math. It's a funny thing, I don't remember my father or my mother being so mechanical-minded. My father always… — Herbie Hancock
Frankly, most of my friends hold very different political beliefs. It's just a funny thing in this country that supposedly you can't sit down and… — Patricia Heaton
I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire… — Audrey Hepburn
It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing. — Zora Neale Hurston
And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me. — Molly Ivins
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things. — Ken Kesey
It's a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can't begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is… — Barbara Kingsolver
I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's… — Karl Lagerfeld
It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even… — Karl Lagerfeld
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. — W. Somerset Maugham
The funny thing is, I've never really hurt myself in an action movie. I've done 'Wanted,' 'X-Men,' 'Welcome To The Punch,' even 'Trance' to a… — James McAvoy
It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why… — Tom Petty
The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you. — Robert M. Pirsig
I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing… — Daniel Radcliffe
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. — Will Rogers
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. — Adam Sandler
The funny thing about advertising is that it's not a zero-sum game... Historically, in the digital ad world, pie has gotten larger and it's possible… — Eric Schmidt
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have… — David Sedaris

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