Funny Things Quotes

247 Funny Things quotes by 229 unique authors

It's a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don't find it. If you don't give… — P.G. Wodehouse
Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars. — James M. Barrie
Ladies pick funny things to be proud of. — Harper Lee
Memory is a funny thing. It tricks you into believing that you've forgotten important moments, and then when you're raking your brain for a bit… — Melina Marchetta
Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you donâ€™t have anything… — Lev Grossman
I know, baby. I feel the same way about you. Those words never convey what goes through my mind and heart every time I look… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Listen, baby, people do funny things. Specially us. The cards are stacked against us and just trying to stay in the game, stay alive and… — Toni Morrison
And the funny thing was if you made the best of it, if you smiled through every storm, the bad things were never as terrible… — Dean Koontz
That's the funny thing about America--the blessed thing. As many people as there are to hold you back, there are angels whose humanity makes up… — Abraham Verghese
Grief is a funny thing because you don't have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set… — Rosamunde Pilcher
It's a funny thing, character, the way it brands people as they age, rising from within to leave its scar. — Kate Morton
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto. — Ozzy Osbourne
Dirt's a funny thing,' the Boss said. 'Come to think of it, there ain't a thing but dirt on this green God's globe except what's… — Robert Penn Warren
It's a funny thing about bogs. You can fill them with rocks and sand and old logs and make a little fenced-in yard on top… — Tove Jansson
Do not cry for me, Azrael. Do not waste your tears. You made your decision. And this is mine. Sacrifice seems to be my destiny.… — Melissa de la Cruz
He had no one but himself to blame, for heâ€™d opened himself up to it. Just a fraction at first, like a crack in a… — Gena Showalter
Another funny thing about having friends was that they expected things of you. they made you want to not be a terrible, awful, execrable person.… — Francine Pascal
Funny thing is, until I met you all I wanted to do was to get as far away from here as I could. Kind of… — Kami Garcia
The funny thing about good peopleâ€”people like Danecaâ€”is that they really honestly donâ€™t get the impulse toward evil. They have an incredibly hard time reconciling… — Holly Black
When I first saw Ellie, I knew it was her-- she was my fantasy. I didn't want it to be true, but every time I… — Jenny Downham

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