Funny Things Quotes

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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. — Dr. Seuss
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. — Amanda Seyfried
It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange. — Zadie Smith
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same… — Gertrude Stein
It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - and I like the… — Kristen Stewart
You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than… — Donald Trump
The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so… — Vera Wang
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. — William Arthur Ward
What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience. — Tom Wilson
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow.… — Steven Wright
...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main… — Terry Pratchett
There's lots of kinds of chains. You can't see most of them, the one's that bind folks together. But people build them, link by link.… — Bruce Coville
At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don't really expect it. Its like one day you… — Zane Grey
Love made you admire funny things about a person, like how good she was at remembering to return her library books and at slicing cucumbers… — Ann Brashares
Everyone underestimates their own life. Funny thing is, in the end, all our stories...they're the same. In fact, no matter where you go in the… — Rohinton Mistry
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. — C.S. Lewis
Funny thing about those Middle Ages, said Joseph. "They just keep coming back. Mortals keep thinking they're in Modern Times, you know, they get all… — Kage Baker
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective. — James Patterson
Funny thing, your brain, how it always functions on one level or another. How, even stuck in some sort of subconcious limbo, it works your… — Ellen Hopkins
And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life. — Richard Yates

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