Funny Things Quotes

247 quotes by 229 authors

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. — Greg Gutfeld
I believe in knowing all you can about the music and the people who made the music. I think it's much more important to know… — Sonny Sharrock
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. — Peter Steele
Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. Its a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can… — Billy Collins
Memories are doing funny things to us. — Milos Forman
I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it — Paul McKenna
All the selling out talk is really overrated, the funny thing is it hardly ever comes from bands, it comes from some kid who thinks… — Tom DeLonge
A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first. — Pierre Salinger
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try… — Jack Handey
A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go… — Jack Handey
The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do… — Jeremy Northam
The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to… — Melanie Chisholm
But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to… — Lena Dunham
Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before. — Jon Foreman
I've always been serious that way, trying to evolve to a more conscious state. Funny thing about that,though. You tweak yourself,looking for more love, less… — Bill Withers
When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen — Nate Silver
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. — Tommy Chong
Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down. — Zayn Malik
The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That can be me.'… — Dwayne Johnson
One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this… — Alan Turing

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