Funny Things Quotes

247 quotes by 229 authors

Songs are funny things. They can slip across borders. Proliferate in prisons. Penetrate hard shells. I always believed that the right song at the right… — Pete Seeger
The really funny thing is that my mom and my dad never, ever, ever wanted me to be in this businessbut it just kind of… — Ksenia Solo
Music is a funny thing when you really come to think about it. — Miles Davis
It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I… — Alan Ladd
That's the funny thing about life. We're rarely aware of the bullets we dodge. The just-misses. The almost-never-happeneds. We spend so much time worrying about… — Lauren Miller
Grand Slams are funny things. You have to try to find a way to get through the first week and put yourself in a position… — Lleyton Hewitt
That's where depression hits you most - your home life. It doesn't affect your work. I can't do this zany, wacky, funny thing any more.… — Lenny Henry
Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for… — Zayn Malik
Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not."... I guess they were pretty… — Gilbert Morris
The funny thing is that the process of coming up with an idea for a column or a 'Candid Camera' sequence is essentially the same… — Peter Funt
A funny thing about women and machines: the combination made men curious. — Rachel Kushner
When I do my solo concerts, I'm used to being on the stage for two hours solid, singing 16 songs. And when I did 'Funny… — Micky Dolenz
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone. — Lewis Black
My little computer said such a funny thing this morning. — Alan Turing
Time is a funny thing. I was always puzzled with the way a single day could stretch itself out to the point of eternity in… — Gloria Naylor
Its a funny thing Alice, dying is just the way I composed it in Tod und VerklÃ¤rung. — Richard Strauss
The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller. — Curt Flood
You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd. — Ruud Gullit
Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you… — Stefanie Schneider
Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say… — Ken Dodd

Who Wrote These Funny Things Quotes

229 authors contributed a total of 247 Funny Things Quotes, led by these top contributors: