Funny Thing Quotes
249 quotes by 234 authors
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The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
— Jo Brand
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The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on…
— Richard Branson
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The funny thing is that my husband couldn't be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He's got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but…
— Malin Akerman
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The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
— Francesca Annis
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Now it is a funny thing about life. If you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. If you utterly…
— W. Somerset Maugham
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I've tried really hard to care about things that were very different from my parents. I was curious if I could care about [money] on…
— Chelsea Clinton
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
— Les Dawson
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I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people…
— Mindy Kaling
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But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs…
— Jaime King
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I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now…
— Ronny Cox
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The funny thing about Thanksgiving ,or any big meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it then go home and cook,chop,braise and blanch.…
— Ted Allen
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The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I'm the one who apparently receives the bruises . .…
— Buster Keaton
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The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a…
— Mel Smith
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The really funny thing is that my mom and my dad never, ever, ever wanted me to be in this businessbut it just kind of…
— Ksenia Solo
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Music is a funny thing when you really come to think about it.
— Miles Davis
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It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I…
— Alan Ladd
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That's the funny thing about life. We're rarely aware of the bullets we dodge. The just-misses. The almost-never-happeneds. We spend so much time worrying about…
— Lauren Miller
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That's where depression hits you most - your home life. It doesn't affect your work. I can't do this zany, wacky, funny thing any more.…
— Lenny Henry
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Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not."... I guess they were pretty…
— Gilbert Morris
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The funny thing is that the process of coming up with an idea for a column or a 'Candid Camera' sequence is essentially the same…
— Peter Funt
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