Funny Thing Quotes

249 quotes by 234 authors

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand
The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on… — Richard Branson
The funny thing is that my husband couldn't be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He's got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but… — Malin Akerman
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. — Francesca Annis
Now it is a funny thing about life. If you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. If you utterly… — W. Somerset Maugham
I've tried really hard to care about things that were very different from my parents. I was curious if I could care about [money] on… — Chelsea Clinton
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it. — Les Dawson
I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people… — Mindy Kaling
But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs… — Jaime King
I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now… — Ronny Cox
The funny thing about Thanksgiving ,or any big meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it then go home and cook,chop,braise and blanch.… — Ted Allen
The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I'm the one who apparently receives the bruises . .… — Buster Keaton
The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a… — Mel Smith
The really funny thing is that my mom and my dad never, ever, ever wanted me to be in this businessbut it just kind of… — Ksenia Solo
Music is a funny thing when you really come to think about it. — Miles Davis
It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I… — Alan Ladd
That's the funny thing about life. We're rarely aware of the bullets we dodge. The just-misses. The almost-never-happeneds. We spend so much time worrying about… — Lauren Miller
That's where depression hits you most - your home life. It doesn't affect your work. I can't do this zany, wacky, funny thing any more.… — Lenny Henry
Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not."... I guess they were pretty… — Gilbert Morris
The funny thing is that the process of coming up with an idea for a column or a 'Candid Camera' sequence is essentially the same… — Peter Funt

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