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249 Funny Thing quotes by 228 unique authors

And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life. — Richard Yates
Change is a funny thing. We never are quite sure what we are becoming or even why. Then one day we look at ourselves and… — Jodi Picoult
What we want most is to be held...and told..that everything (everything is a funny thing, is baby milk and papa's eyes, is roaring logs on… — Truman Capote
Be ruthless about protecting writing days, i.e., do not cave in to endless requests to have "essential" and "long overdue" meetings on those days. The… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
God, I needed you," he murmured. "I can't even tell you how many times I thought about this. The funny thing is, I don't need… — Rachel Caine
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. — Maureen Johnson
You know, it's a funny thing about writers. Most people don't stop to think of books being written by people much like themselves. They think… — Cornelia Funke
It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you. — Eric Roth
There was this funny thing of anything could happen now that we realized everything had. — Raymond Carver
Death’s a funny thing. I used to think it was a big, sudden thing, like a huge owl that would swoop down out of the… — Neil Gaiman
Paradise was always over there, a day’s sail away. But it’s a funny thing, escapism. You can go far and wide and you can keep… — J. Maarten Troost
The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the… — John Green
Here's the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn't seem to stop. — Susan Beth Pfeffer
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means. — Cassandra Clare
Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure. — Alice Hoffman
It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still… — Roald Dahl
Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life, saying the right thing at the right moment is beyond crucial. So crucial, in… — Taylor Swift
That's the funny thing about old hurts- they just wait for new heartache to come along and then show up, just as sharp and horrible… — Lilith Saintcrow
It's a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don't find it. If you don't give… — P.G. Wodehouse
Memory is a funny thing. It tricks you into believing that you've forgotten important moments, and then when you're raking your brain for a bit… — Melina Marchetta
Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don’t have anything… — Lev Grossman
I know, baby. I feel the same way about you. Those words never convey what goes through my mind and heart every time I look… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
And the funny thing was if you made the best of it, if you smiled through every storm, the bad things were never as terrible… — Dean Koontz
That's the funny thing about America--the blessed thing. As many people as there are to hold you back, there are angels whose humanity makes up… — Abraham Verghese
Grief is a funny thing because you don't have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set… — Rosamunde Pilcher

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