Funny Thing Quotes

249 Funny Thing quotes by 228 unique authors

It's a funny thing, character, the way it brands people as they age, rising from within to leave its scar. — Kate Morton
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto. — Ozzy Osbourne
Dirt's a funny thing,' the Boss said. 'Come to think of it, there ain't a thing but dirt on this green God's globe except what's… — Robert Penn Warren
It's a funny thing about bogs. You can fill them with rocks and sand and old logs and make a little fenced-in yard on top… — Tove Jansson
Do not cry for me, Azrael. Do not waste your tears. You made your decision. And this is mine. Sacrifice seems to be my destiny.… — Melissa de la Cruz
He had no one but himself to blame, for he’d opened himself up to it. Just a fraction at first, like a crack in a… — Gena Showalter
Another funny thing about having friends was that they expected things of you. they made you want to not be a terrible, awful, execrable person.… — Francine Pascal
Funny thing is, until I met you all I wanted to do was to get as far away from here as I could. Kind of… — Kami Garcia
The funny thing about good people—people like Daneca—is that they really honestly don’t get the impulse toward evil. They have an incredibly hard time reconciling… — Holly Black
When I first saw Ellie, I knew it was her-- she was my fantasy. I didn't want it to be true, but every time I… — Jenny Downham
That’s the funny thing about knowing you can’t have something. It makes you desperate. -Leah — Stephenie Meyer
I remember sitting in his office a hundred times during those grim months and each time thinking, What on earth can he say that will… — Kay Redfield Jamison
That’s the funny thing about arriving somewhere, Vin,” he said with a wink. “Once you’re there, the only thing you can really do is leave… — Brandon Sanderson
That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it. — Scott Speer
That’s a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat and get thirsty,… — Lauren Oliver
It's a funny thing about stories. It doesn't feel like you make them up, more like you find them. You type and type and you… — Steven Moffat
I want to hold onto this funny thing. God, it's gotten big on me. I don't know what it is. I'm so damned unhappy, I'm… — Ray Bradbury
Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him. — Ellen Hopkins
It's a funny thing... but people mostly have it backward. They think they live by what they want. But really, what guides them is what… — Khaled Hosseini
The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a right and took… — Darynda Jones
There are plenty of teams in every sport that have great players and never win titles. Most of the time, those players aren't willing to… — Michael Jordan
The funny thing about voice over is you can go in in sweatpants and have your hair all messed up, and no one will see… — Elizabeth Gillies
The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all. — Paul Auster
I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you. — Mike Birbiglia
The funny thing is, when I ask people with dark skin if they would change their color, they tell me no, and when I ask… — Alice Dreger

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