Funny Thing Quotes

249 Funny Thing quotes by 228 unique authors

Its a funny thing Alice, dying is just the way I composed it in Tod und Verklärung. — Richard Strauss
The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller. — Curt Flood
Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you… — Stefanie Schneider
A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. — Greg Gutfeld
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. — Peter Steele
I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it — Paul McKenna
All the selling out talk is really overrated, the funny thing is it hardly ever comes from bands, it comes from some kid who thinks… — Tom DeLonge
A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first. — Pierre Salinger
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try… — Jack Handey
A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go… — Jack Handey
The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to… — Melanie Chisholm
But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to… — Lena Dunham
Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before. — Jon Foreman
I've always been serious that way, trying to evolve to a more conscious state. Funny thing about that,though. You tweak yourself,looking for more love, less… — Bill Withers
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. — Tommy Chong
Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down. — Zayn Malik
The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That can be me.'… — Dwayne Johnson
One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this… — Alan Turing
Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial. — Taylor Swift
It was my mom who told me, "Ernie, if you make even one person happy with your smile or a funny thing you did every… — Ernest Borgnine
It is a funny thing, but when I am making music, all the answers I seek for in life seem to be there, in the… — Gustav Mahler
That's a funny thing, fame. People definitely do treat you differently. When you begin to be successful, people say, 'Don't go changing.' Well, that's easy… — Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough,… — Dax Shepard
What a funny thing painting is. The abstract painters always insist on their connection with the visible reality, while the so called figurative artists insist… — Marlene Dumas
The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me,… — Todd Solondz

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