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- If you did not have any personality, you would have a tremendous presence. The more rigid your personality, the more constipated your… — Jaggi Vasudev
- LSD burst over the dreary domain of the constipated bourgeoisie like the angelic herald of a new psychedelic millennium. We have never… — Terence McKenna
- I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated. — Marvin Gaye
- I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated. — George Bernard Shaw
- All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated… — W.C. Fields
- Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual journey—I'm constipated. — Molly Ivins
- America is a constipated nation.... If you pass small stools, you have to have large hospitals. — Denis Parsons Burkitt
- They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let… — David Letterman