"Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual……" — Molly Ivins
"Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual journey—I'm constipated."
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79 Quotes by Molly Ivins
Molly Ivins has 79 quotes on this site.
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He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking…
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In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and…
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Any nation that can survive what we have lately in the way of government, is on the high road to…
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Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences.
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It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans…
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I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch…
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I still believe in Hope - mostly because there's no such place as Fingers Crossed, Arkansas.
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Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is…
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If you ever get to the place where injustice doesn't bother you, you're dead.
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Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left; there’s nothing you can do about being born liberal —…
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Naturally, when it comes to voting, we in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair’s-breadth worth of difference that…
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More Constipated Quotes
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one of 14 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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LSD burst over the dreary domain of the constipated bourgeoisie like the angelic herald of a new psychedelic millennium. We…
— Terence McKenna
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I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated.
— Marvin Gaye
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I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.
— George Bernard Shaw
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All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them…
— W.C. Fields
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If you did not have any personality, you would have a tremendous presence. The more rigid your personality, the more…
— Jaggi Vasudev
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America is a constipated nation.... If you pass small stools, you have to have large hospitals.
— Denis Parsons Burkitt
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They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors…
— David Letterman
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I used to try and concentrate the poem so much that there wasn't a word that wasn't essential. This leads…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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You could give us a hand instead of staring into space like a constipated camel," Terry Tarsal rudley broke into…
— Angie Sage
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Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants, chased from sleeping on the street, chased from relieving…
— Jane Siberry
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I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.
— Bo Burnham
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Fuck underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fuck toilet paper.
— Ace Hood
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