Constipated Quotes
14 quotes by 14 authors
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LSD burst over the dreary domain of the constipated bourgeoisie like the angelic herald of a new psychedelic millennium. We have never been the same…
— Terence McKenna
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I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated.
— Marvin Gaye
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I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.
— George Bernard Shaw
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All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.
— W.C. Fields
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Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual journey—I'm constipated.
— Molly Ivins
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If you did not have any personality, you would have a tremendous presence. The more rigid your personality, the more constipated your whole being.
— Jaggi Vasudev
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America is a constipated nation.... If you pass small stools, you have to have large hospitals.
— Denis Parsons Burkitt
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They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
— David Letterman
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I used to try and concentrate the poem so much that there wasn't a word that wasn't essential. This leads to becoming boring and constipated.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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You could give us a hand instead of staring into space like a constipated camel," Terry Tarsal rudley broke into Marcia's spinning thoughts.
— Angie Sage
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Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants, chased from sleeping on the street, chased from relieving ourselves unless we pay for…
— Jane Siberry
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I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.
— Bo Burnham
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Fuck underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fuck toilet paper.
— Ace Hood
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Call me constipated, cause I no longer give a shit.
— Amit Verma
Who Wrote These Constipated Quotes
14 authors contributed a total of 14 Constipated Quotes as follows: