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More Constipated Quotes

This quote is filed under Constipated Quotes, one of 14 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• LSD burst over the dreary domain of the constipated bourgeoisie like the angelic herald of a new psychedelic millennium. We… — Terence McKenna
• I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated. — Marvin Gaye
• All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them… — W.C. Fields
• Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual journey—I'm constipated. — Molly Ivins
• If you did not have any personality, you would have a tremendous presence. The more rigid your personality, the more… — Jaggi Vasudev
• America is a constipated nation.... If you pass small stools, you have to have large hospitals. — Denis Parsons Burkitt
• They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors… — David Letterman
• I used to try and concentrate the poem so much that there wasn't a word that wasn't essential. This leads… — Wystan Hugh Auden
• You could give us a hand instead of staring into space like a constipated camel," Terry Tarsal rudley broke into… — Angie Sage
• Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants, chased from sleeping on the street, chased from relieving… — Jane Siberry
• I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit. — Bo Burnham
• Fuck underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fuck toilet paper. — Ace Hood

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