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Company Quotes by Dave Barry
- We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.
- Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will…
- One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time…
- Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly.…
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- Bad company is like a nail driven into a post, which, after the first and second blow, may be drawn out with… — Saint Augustine
- My idea of good company is the company of clever, well-informed people who have a great deal of conversation; that is what… — Jane Austen
- What friends or kindred can be so close and intimate as the powers of our soul, which, whether we will or no,… — Teresa of Avila
- Instead of creating new jobs, Republicans gave tax cuts to companies that send jobs overseas. — Joe Baca
- Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. — Russell Baker
- Jesus isn't a logo, I'm not promoting some company, some brand. I'm just professing my faith. — Stephen Baldwin
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- I remember being on film sets when I was younger, and only men got to do the cool action movies. So I… — Drew Barrymore
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