Comedy Quotes

2637 Comedy quotes by 1344 unique authors

The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience. — Ray Romano
Horror is like comedy. Woody Allen's comedy is going to be very different from Ben Stiller's comedy which is going to be different from Adam… — Eli Roth
I love a lot of comedy actors and actresses like Kristen Wiig and Tina Fey and all those women who are really brilliant and funny. — Saoirse Ronan
A comedy can actually get funnier and funnier. Even though you know the joke, you enjoy it so much, it's the facial expression, you laugh.… — Eli Roth
Doing comedy for film is always a challenge because you are in the hands of the editor after the fact. I am hoping I can… — Tim Roth
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. — Rita Rudner
I think, in a written novel, the way in which you play with the readers' emotion or the way in which you engage the readers'… — Salman Rushdie
I think it would be harder for me not to write comedy because the comic view of things is the one that comes most naturally… — Richard Russo
If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke. — Richard Russo
A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets… — Andy Samberg
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. — Adam Sandler
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire! — Adam Sandler
I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies. — Adam Sandler
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't… — Adam Sandler
I had wanted to do a comedy. — Gus Van Sant
When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' — Susan Sarandon
You can't do comedy with a beard. — Alexei Sayle
My son is trying to be a sports writer, and my daughter is a college student. She wants to be a comedy writer, and she's… — Howard Schultz
If I were given a choice between two films and one was dark and explored depraved, troubled or sick aspects of our culture, I would… — David Schwimmer
I think I would do a much better job if I had a chance to do things that were edgier than I get to do… — Sean William Scott
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. — Jerry Seinfeld
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the… — Jerry Seinfeld
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. — Jerry Seinfeld
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. — Jerry Seinfeld
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because… — Jerry Seinfeld

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