Comedy Quotes

2637 Comedy quotes by 1344 unique authors

I don't get a lot of romantic comedy scripts. — Ryan Reynolds
I like doing the mainstream, right-down-the-pike broad comedies as much as I like doing the kind of unorthodox different stuff. — Ryan Reynolds
The problem with romantic comedies is you know the ending by the poster. So they're not movies you can keep doing over and over again… — Ryan Reynolds
You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. — Don Rickles
I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her. — Joan Rivers
I love romantic comedies. I like to watch them and I like to be in them. It's something that's increasingly difficult to find that spark… — Julia Roberts
I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. — Chris Rock
Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men. — Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. — Chris Rock
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. — Chris Rock
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. — Chris Rock
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other… — Chris Rock
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. — Chris Rock
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House. — Chris Rock
A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material. — Chris Rock
By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer. — Chris Rock
Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy. — Chris Rock
I loved watching classics such as 'Casablanca' and goofball comedies such as 'How To Murder Your Wife' on WGN-TV. — Richard Roeper
But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them. — Joe Rogan
Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title. — Joe Rogan
The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts… — Joe Rogan
The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to… — Joe Rogan
Most comedy comes out of misery. — Seth Rogen
Good comedy doesn't have to be a comedy idea. — Seth Rogen
If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard. — Henry Rollins

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