Comedy Quotes

2637 Comedy quotes by 1344 unique authors

I guess, in a way, I grew up mixed race: half white, half black. That question's always been on my mind: 'What are you? Are… — Reggie Watts
I think that every piece has its challenges. I love going back and forth between one and the other. I'll always pick a comedy over… — Sigourney Weaver
I've been very fortunate to be able to jump around. I just did this really wonderful film called Map of the World. That was a… — Sigourney Weaver
What I love about the 'Alien' franchise is I would do all kinds of films - dramas, comedies, whatever - and every now and then… — Sigourney Weaver
Because I think in order to get famous you have to be known for something. Like 'You're the romantic comedy girl' or 'You're the Oscar-winning… — Rachel Weisz
That title, is one of the things I fought for. A lot of people said 'But it's stupid, and it's the title of a comedy… — Joss Whedon
There's a reason Tony Stark makes fun of 'Thor,' and mentions 'Shakespeare' in the park in 'The Avengers.' It's great to play high drama and… — Joss Whedon
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child. — Ron White
I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who… — Ron White
I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I… — Ron White
I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan. — Bradley Whitford
I don't know about the romantic comedy route, although never say never. — Kristen Wiig
Mean comedy is not really something that I personally gravitate towards or something that I do. — Kristen Wiig
Seeing the energy of 'SNL' made me want to be a part of it. If that was a job, I thought, that was the job… — Olivia Wilde
When I first did theatre, I was always doing comedies; it was always my first love. But it wasn't what I was picked for at… — Olivia Wilde
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. — Robin Williams
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. — Robin Williams
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. — Robin Williams
Comedy is acting out optimism. — Robin Williams
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams
I would love to see some comedies about loser women. — Rainn Wilson
I began painting well before I started doing comedy. In fact, when I came out of the war in 1946, I enrolled in art school… — Jonathan Winters
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's… — Norman Wisdom
Historically, Hollywood comedy has arrived in skinny envelopes. From fence post Buster Keaton to herky-jerky Jerry Lewis to wiry nerve-bundle Woody Allen to hung-loose Richard… — James Wolcott

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