Comedy Quotes

2637 Comedy quotes by 1344 unique authors

Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves. — Matt Haig
Black Comedy is a farce that is played in the dark, as you know, with the lights full on. It's the Chinese convention of reversing… — Peter Shaffer
Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one… — Tommy Chong
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. — Tommy Chong
When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims… — Vir Das
Comedy is a live art, and the only way to record a comedy rock album is to do it live. The audience and their laughter… — Vir Das
I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don't get bored being a stand-up comedian. And with films, it's… — Vir Das
For me, comedy literally is way more terrifying than doing drama, so it's always about stretching what I think I can do and putting myself… — Tatiana Maslany
Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy, — Patricia Marx
The more Keystone comedies I make, the more convinced I become that comedy is an art, and a high one at that. — Mack Sennett
When I did comedy I made fun of myself.If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. And people looked at me and said, 'Gee,… — Sid Caesar
Jacques Tati is the great philosophical tinkerer of comedy, taking meticulous care to arrange his films so that they unfold in a series of revelations… — Roger Ebert
Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me. — Dwayne Johnson
My philosophy is, it's always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don't mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy.… — Dwayne Johnson
The real meaning of persona is a mask, such as actors were accustomed to wear on the ancient stage; and it is quite true that… — Arthur Schopenhauer
The great thing about 'The Office' and it being single-camera and the documentary style is that it's mostly a comedy, but 10 percent of it… — Rainn Wilson
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue… — Adam Sandler
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a… — Adam Ferrara
Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and… — Dane Cook
I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're rich.… — Aries Spears
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that. — Adam Carolla
Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You. — Aries Spears
British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death — John Oliver
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia. — Russell Brand
When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. — Russell Brand

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