Comedy Quotes
2637 Comedy quotes by 1344 unique authors
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The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
— Aaron Allston
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I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.
— Zach Braff
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To state the obvious, romantic comedies have to be funny and they have to be romantic. But one of the most important things, for me…
— Nora Ephron
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I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put…
— Norman Wisdom
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Jackie Chan, Jet Li and Bruce Lee are my masters; they're the inspiration for my work. Bruce Lee was a heavy fighter who threw hard…
— Unknown Author
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One should not associate with controversy; one should always reach for the highest ratings; one should never forget that there is safety in numbers; one…
— Peter George Peterson
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I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're…
— Tim Conway
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This hiatus coming up I'm looking at a comedy because I need the balance.
— Khandi Alexander
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Right now, I'd like to just continue on a series where I am doing good work with a balance of comedy and drama. That and…
— Mario Lopez
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Comedy is much more challenging, because you have to have the same level of belief but you have to make people laugh, and that's definitely…
— Jenna Elfman
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I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy.
— Davy Jones
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There are a couple of ideas for features that I would love to do. They happen to be comedies.
— David Simon
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People like the comedy more when they care about the characters.
— Judd Apatow
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I am writing a play which I probably will not finish until the end of November. I am writing it with considerable pleasure, though I…
— Anton Chekhov
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I mean comedy is something that's very personal and people have strong opinions about.
— Matt Lucas
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My theory is, if you can do comedy and you can be in a scene with someone like Brad Garrett and hold your own, you've…
— Faith Ford
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Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play.
— Robert Breault
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New York State is giant and has some of the most beautiful landscape on the Eastern seaboard. There is so much history in New York…
— Adam Savage
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Every man who has reached even his intellectual teens begins to suspect that life is no farce; that it is not genteel comedy even; that…
— Unknown Author
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In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid…
— Matt LeBlanc
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First of all, to defend my work, I had to believe that I am doing a totally silly, stupid, innocent comedy.
— Milos Forman
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I just thought it could make a really cool movie. It's not that it's just a buddy comedy but it's all about two guys hating…
— Sean William Scott
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I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly…
— Michael Emerson
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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
— Artie Lange
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The radio was my big influence. Comedy came from the instinctual feel I had for language.
— Dominic Chianese
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