Comedy Quotes
2637 Comedy quotes by 1344 unique authors
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I love doing comedy and I love watching comedy... Im more inclined to go watch a Seth Rogen film than a serious Oscar drama.
— Phoebe Tonkin
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Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it…
— Jeff Dunham
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There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake
— Todd Barry
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I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a…
— Todd Barry
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I think good comedy is a commitment to the absurd in that the situation for the actors should be virtually played like a drama.
— Peter Billingsley
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The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.
— Andy Dick
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I do agree you can't just make movies three hours long for no apparent reason. For a romantic comedy to be three hours long, that's…
— David Fincher
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No one likes the fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries.…
— W.C. Fields
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I love comedy; so you want to make them happy, make them laugh.
— Delta Burke
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I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about…
— Woody Allen
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Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. I shall not please, but I shall say what is true.
— Aristophanes
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People know me. I'm not going to produce any cartwheels out there. I'm not going to belong on Comedy Central. I'll always be a tennis…
— Pete Sampras
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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way.…
— Neil Simon
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I hadn't done just a straight-out comedy in a long time, just letting an ensemble do really good character acting, having them carry the movie…
— Brian De Palma
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Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how…
— Matthew Barney
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It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.
— Elvis Costello
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The English can be a very critical, unforgiving people, but criticism can be good. And this is a country that loves comedy.
— Bjork
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In comedy laughter settles all arguments.
— Robert McKee
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Comedy comes from conflict, from hatred.
— Warren Mitchell
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I think that you can fall into bad habits with comedy... It's a tightrope to stay true to the character, true to the irony, and…
— Ben Kingsley
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Comedy [deals] with a lot of the same areas where our defenses are the strongest - race, religion, politics, sexuality.
— Chris Bliss
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Comedy is what i do best.
— Robert A. Kotick
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Comedy mocks the vanity of visions of rational control. The person who can joke amidst a confrontation with evil, like the quick-witted Spider-Man, must be…
— Peter Leithart
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The great irony is that women are accused of making romantic comedies, as if it's a bad thing, but [(500) Days of Summer] Marc Webb…
— Manohla Dargis
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I have such a girl-crush on Reese Witherspoon. I would love to do a comedy with her.
— Jenna Dewan
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