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Comedy Quotes by Bill Maher
- Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
- I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it…
- The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight...
- NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree…
- And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his back, my answer is, if someone…
- "Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time…
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