Comedy Quotes

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Comedy keeps the heart sweet. — Mark Twain
You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you? — Bud Abbott
When I left school I was full of angst, like any teenager, and I channeled it all into comedy. — Matt Lucas
If you spend any time in Washington you'll find nerds. What happens is most of them sublimate their fixations with comics, or baseball cards, or… — Jonah Goldberg
A thin line separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. Our lives constantly walk that line. When we slip off on one… — Barbara Johnson
People ask whether I put the politics first, journalism first or the comedy first; it doesn't really matter. I'm just playing with the cards that… — Mark Thomas
I love romantic comedies. They're for me the easiest thing to do and the most natural to do. There's nothing natural about holding an uzi… — Gabrielle Union
I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy. — John Goodman
I always try to keep in mind that while the characters in a farce may find themselves in outrageous dilemmas, and may behave in a… — Rupert Holmes
As an actor you get categorized by other people, but it's not like I arrange myself into comedy mode or serious mode. If it's good… — Sophie Thompson
This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do… — Thomas Kretschmann
I'm trying to make sure that there's comedy as well as sadness. It makes the sadness more memorable. — Rick Moody
And the sad truth is that nobody wants me to write comedy. The Exorcist not only ended that career, it expunged all memory of its… — William Peter Blatty
Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too… — Ricky Gervais
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it… — Mitch Hedberg
Comedy is the kindly contemplation of the incongruous. — P.G. Wodehouse
Great comedy calls large matters into question. — Penelope Gilliatt
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy. — Bob Hope
What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. — Denis Diderot
I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera. — Stephen Colbert

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