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Cats Quotes by Dave Barry
- Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.
- Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.
- Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would…
- You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories…
More Cats Quotes
- Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat,… — Antonio Banderas
- If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very… — Antonio Banderas
- I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - dogs and cats,… — Kristen Bell
- I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six… — Elayne Boosler
- When the audition for 'Cats' came up, even though I'd been making pop records, it felt like something I was attracted to. — Sarah Brightman
- Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night. — Rupert Brooke
- A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute… — Pam Brown
- Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens. — Rita Mae Brown
- While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly… — Rita Mae Brown
- Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. — William S. Burroughs
- My relationships with my cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance. — William S. Burroughs
- Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched. — Miguel de Cervantes