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Brother Quotes by Jack Handey
- Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they've caused?
- A quiz: If I am my brother's keeper, who am I? (Answer: me.)
- Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we…
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- My brother David was a great athlete and I knew there was no way I could live up to that. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- My father was a man of great charity towards the poor, and compassion for the sick, and also for servants; so much… — Teresa of Avila
- I've made three studio albums and one live one with my brother. It's melodic singer-songwriter acoustic-rock music. — Kevin Bacon
- My brother is the lifelong musician; he made the choice to do that when we were very, very young kids. I remember… — Kevin Bacon
- America, thou half-brother of the world; with something good and bad of every land. — Philip James Bailey
- Muslims should live like brothers. — Abu Bakr
- I'm a registered Independent. But my brother says it's obvious that I'm a Republican sympathizer. Once I get in the voting booth,… — Stephen Baldwin
- Our most bitter enemies are our own kith and kin. Kings have no brothers, no sons, no mother! — Honore de Balzac
- A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you. — Brigitte Bardot
- Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender… — Roseanne Barr
- We lived, until I was 12 or so, in communal apartment with five different families and the same kitchen, in two little… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- Hypocrite reader my fellow my brother! — Charles Baudelaire