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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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When I sing for myself, I sing in a more free, athletic way. When I face an audience, there is always some…
— Andrea Bocelli
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
— George Carlin
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Meditation applies the brakes to the mind.
— Ramana Maharshi
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those…
— Groucho Marx
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You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know…
— George Carlin
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Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
— Budd Schulberg
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It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.
— Mario Andretti
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We must learn by experience to avoid either trains of thought or social situations which for us (not necessarily for everyone) lead…
— C.S. Lewis
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Very softly, but very swiftly, Last, the man with the grey face and the staring eyes, bolted for his life, down and…
— Arthur Machen
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Stop? I'm the guy. I don't stop! That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes.
— Lowell Ganz
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I don't know. Maybe we're all chaos theorists. Lovers of pattern and predictability, we're scared shitless of explosive change. But we're fascinated…
— Wally Lamb
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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes!…
— Jack Handey
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