Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer than you ever… — A. Alfred Taubman
Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier. — Unknown Author
In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness? To some, happiness… — Ron Clarke
I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love feeling empty, clean,… — Kristin Armstrong
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up. — Art Donovan
If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo. — Chris Jericho
I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign of force for… — William Randolph Hearst
Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a… — Jeremy Piven
This was the point of our lives when we found pills, uppers. That's the only way we could continue playing for so long. They were… — Ringo Starr
They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made you just a… — Unknown Author
I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars... — Lady Gaga
Beer is proof that God loves us. — Benjamin Franklin
I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer. — Axl Rose
All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal. — Rod Dixon
If you're fifty, exercise your mind and body regularly, eat well, and have a general zest for life, you're likely younger - in very real,… — Ken Robinson
I love to have a beer with Duncan "Cause Duncan"s me mate — Slim Dusty
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish… — Barry McCaffrey
I like myself better when I'm writing regularly. ... I was influenced a lot by those around me-there was a lot of singing that went… — Willie Nelson
I wrote 'Millie's Cafe' driving out of Ft. Worth, Texas one time. I was in a dust storm in my old bus. Beer inside. It… — Fred Eaglesmith
I can't describe the feeling when I go down - it's down down down and there's never going to be an up again. And whatever… — John Marsden
The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days — Angelo Dundee
We had an episode where Bud asks his dad, I was named after the beer, right, Dad? And Ed ONeill, who played my dad, says,… — Unknown Author
I won’t give up what I enjoy to look perfect. I want to find a happy medium between feeling good about my body and still… — Miranda Lambert
I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening… — John Daly
I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and… — Mads Mikkelsen

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