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Bags Quotes by Jack Handey
- Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I…
- If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort…
- You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just…
- Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the…
- The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old…
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