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Bad Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
- I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish…
- All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.
- Kale is a superfood and it’s special power is tasting bad.
- Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.
More Bad Quotes
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- Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner. — Aristophanes
- Bad men are full of repentance. — Aristotle
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- Bad things are not the worst things that can happen to us. Nothing is the worst thing that can happen to us! — Richard Bach
- I would not suggest the U.S. should sit down with the North Koreans bilaterally immediately after they've fired missiles - because the… — Richard Armitage
- There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there's bad cooking or bad art or bad sex, you have… — Karen Armstrong
- If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'. — Frank Abagnale
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- If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?' about the… — Arthur Ashe
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- The problem with leaderless uprisings taking over is that you don't always know what you get at the other end. If you… — Chinua Achebe