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Bad Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Saw some really bad porn said no guy ever.
- Before you commit to a bad decision, write your future self a letter explaining why you are making that choice.
- I'm such a bad friend when it comes to communication like if you don't try to contact me you won't hear from me for months…
- I'm really bad at recognizing acronyms. Today this teenager told me 'YOLO' and I took it as 'chop me into little pieces with a screwdriver'.
- My bad, is a piece of shits way of saying, I'm sorry.
- No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone....you answer…
- Hey that's not fair! - A dumb bitch realizing she got bad directions to the fair.
- My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand.
- Vice: Anything you enjoy that is bad for you
- MARRIAGE, A very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get a bad one…
- Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons Naughty girls unbutton your pants
- Good girls wax their floors Bad girls wax their bikini line Naughty girls wax your nutsack
- Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies/ Bad girls know they could do it better Naughty girls do it with whips and chains
- Good girls wear white cotton panties Bad girls don't wear any Naughty girls don't really give a shit
- Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls Naughty…
- Good girls pack their toothbrush Bad girls pack their diaphragms Naughty girls pack their dildos
- Good girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bed Naughty girls make you wear high heels
- Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance Bad girls think no place is the wrong place Naughty girls have…
- Good girls prefer the missionary position Bad girls do too, but only for starters Naughty girls add some new chapters in the Kama Sutra
- Good girls say no Bad girls say when? Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot.
- Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.…
- Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious…
- If you say you're in a bad place, and everything is coming your way, then chances are you're a woman, and you're in the wrong…
- I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
- One of my coworkers has an annoying habit, He works! Makes me look bad.
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