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Austin Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone…
- The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue…
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- The improbability of a malicious story serves but to help forward the currency of it, because it increases the scandal. So that,… — Laurence Sterne
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like… — Nicolas Cage
- (On returning to Austin to run at his collegiate stadium) It is almost like coming home with the crowd, the people, and… — Leonel Manzano
- Common sense doesn't have the last word in ethics or anywhere else, but it has, as J. L. Austin said about ordinary… — Thomas Nagel
- George, your reckless and wanton foreign policies killed my son, Spc. Casey Austin Sheehan, in the illegal and unjust war on Iraq.… — Cindy Sheehan
- Austin had a concussion tonight. That's the way it goes for us. We get one back, we lose one. Or lose two.… — Jermaine O'Neal
- We went to see Lenny Kravitz last summer in Austin and he was awesome. His show was just awesome. I mean, like,… — Isaac Hanson
- I just take it one day at a time. Austin Powers has given me a lot of opportunities as far as my… — Verne Troyer