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Anyone Quotes by Jack Handey
- Whenever anyone says "I can't," it makes me wish he'd get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. When he says "I'll try," five…
- What am I afraid of? I'll tell you: a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather, you say. That's…
- I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?!
More Anyone Quotes
- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- Suffering becomes beautiful when anyone bears great calamities with cheerfulness, not through insensibility but through greatness of mind. — Aristotle
- We had hundreds of thousands of people all dedicated to doing the perfect job, and I think they did about as well… — Neil Armstrong
- Yeah, I wasn't chosen to be first. I was just chosen to command that flight. Circumstance put me in that particular role.… — Neil Armstrong
- I always think that if you look at anyone in detail, you will have empathy for them because you recognize them as… — Andrea Arnold
- We like to engage in a normal publishing effort, which is to act in a responsible manner and make sure the material… — Julian Assange
- I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. — Francis of Assisi
- Because a thing seems difficult for you, do not think it impossible for anyone to accomplish. — Marcus Aurelius
- Living with anyone for many years takes skill. To keep peace in the household, couples learn to adapt to one another, hopefully… — Diane Ackerman
- Anyone who truly loves God travels securely. — Teresa of Avila
- Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not… — Richard Bach
- Knowing when to leave may be the smartest thing anyone can learn. — Burt Bacharach