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Ant Quotes by Jack Handey
- Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if…
- If you're an ant, and you're walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing…
- Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now.
- I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size,…
- Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant,…
More Ant Quotes
- May this house stand until an ant drinks the ocean and a tortoise circles the world. — Jonathan Carroll
- I really knew I wanted to be Adam, because Adam was the first man. Ant I chose because, if there's a nuclear… — Adam Ant
- No amphibious attack in history has approached this one in size. Along miles of coastline there were hundreds of vessels and small… — Dwight D. Eisenhower
- A bit of mould is a pleiad of flowers; a nebula is an ant-hill of stars. — Victor Hugo
- It is certain that there may be extraordinary mental activity with an extremely small absolute mass of nervous matter: thus the wonderfully… — Charles Darwin
- There is not one single social or economic principle or concept in the philosophy of the Russian Bolshevik which has not been… — Winston Churchill
- The time has come to link ecology to economic and human development. When you have seen one ant, one bird, one tree,… — E. O. Wilson
- Ants are good citizens; they place group interest first. But they carry it so far, they have few or no political rights.… — Clarence Day
- The diversity of mankind is a basic postulate of our knowledge of human beings. But if mankind is diverse and individuated, then… — Murray Rothbard
- It's humbling to realise that the developmental gulf between a miniscule ant colony and our modern human civilisation is only a tiny… — Michio Kaku
- He was in love with life as an ant on a summer blade of grass. — Ben Hecht
- I do not see a delegation for the Four Footed. I see no seat for the Eagles. We forget and we consider… — Oren Lyons