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Answers Quotes by Jack Handey
- Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
- I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I?
- I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face…
- What am I afraid of? I'll tell you: a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather, you say. That's…
- A quiz: If I am my brother's keeper, who am I? (Answer: me.)
- I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
- Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we…
- If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.
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