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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Tonight, savagery in the streets of Iraq. Ten Americans die in a single day, four of them civilians murdered, mutilated and dragged…
— Dan Rather
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America decided we were going to stand by and let Americans die at the hands of terrorists a long time ago
— Tommy Franks
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Proper turkey preparation is critical. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, more Americans die every year from eating improperly cooked turkey…
— Dave Barry
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The American public overwhelmingly regrets ObamaCare, our veterans are dying waiting to see doctors, the IRS intimidates conservative groups, the southern border…
— Megyn Kelly
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Suppose that the US really is trying to get rid of drugs in Colombia. Does Colombia then have the right to fumigate…
— Noam Chomsky
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The data from the 1990 Harvard Medical Practice Study suggest that 150,000 Americans die every year from doctors' negligence - compared with…
— Edgar Allan Poe
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In Afghanistan, there is a plan to build democracy; hundreds of thousands of troops are protecting it. There is a plan to…
— Jesse Jackson
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When good Americans die, they go to Paris,' the ghost said, after taking a drag on a small cigarette. But you’re not…
— Karen Chance
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When good Americans die, they go to Paris" "Where do bad Americans go?" "They stay in America
— Oscar Wilde
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