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Actually Quotes by Jack Handey
- Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head". Normally,…
- We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting…
- Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.
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