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Across Quotes by Jack Handey
- Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in…
- If you're an ant, and you're walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing…
- It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the…
- Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have…
- Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that…
- Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you're just driving real fast, swerving back and forth…
- Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were…
- The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old…
- You know how to paint a room real fast? Just put paint rollers on your feet and then somehow figure out how to skate up…
More Across Quotes
- Genres aren't closed boxes. Stuff flows back and forth across the borders all the time. — Margaret Atwood
- I know that some books and some writers, you can pretty much draw a square around it and say, 'Nobody under 40,'… — Margaret Atwood
- The School Energy Crisis Relief Act authorizes the Secretary of Energy to issue energy assistance grants to help the poorest school districts… — Joe Baca
- A few years ago, I bought an old red bicycle with the words Free Spirit written across its side - which is… — Drew Barrymore
- According to some Eastern religion, there is a belt that goes across the world, and I've heard that Minnesota is right in… — Melody Beattie
- As freedom-loving people across the globe hope for an end to tyranny, we will never forget the enormous suffering of the Holocaust. — Bob Beauprez
- When Whitney Houston died, I felt great sadness. My sadness, of course, was about our collective loss - when you listened to… — James Belushi
- Emigration, forced or chosen, across national frontiers or from village to metropolis, is the quintessential experience of our time. — John Berger
- The arms race is worse than it ever was, the dumping of creation down a military rat hole is worse than it… — Daniel Berrigan
- Philately is normally a boys' hobby but for some reason it was in vogue at my junior school. Between the ages of… — Sophie Ellis Bextor
- If across the Atlantic the ideology was pride, here it is delivering the goods. — Theodor Adorno
- But it's not just the cattle producers, it's all the attendant industries like transport and shipping and feed producers and the like.… — Julie Bishop