Funny Quote by Carissa Aydaa Download Open image “The biggest lie I tell myself is I dont need to write that down, I'll remember it” — Carissa Aydaa ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
The biggest lie I tell myself is I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it — Erma Copy Share Image
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If I lie, I forget what I said the first time. I won't remember the lie. I don't know how people do it. — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
When It's clear that you don't feel the same way for me... the problem is that as much as I can't force you to… — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
Without humor, life is boring. Without love, life is hopeless. Without God, life is impossible. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
If laughter is the best medicine, then how come people die laughing ?? — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
Smile is a language that doesn't need to translate, spread it among you, it is a kind of charity that doesn't cost you. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
Its sad to see that two close people don't recognize each other anymore. Not because they grew up but because they grew apart. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
3 things I've learned in school: Texting without looking, sleeping without getting caught, and team work on tests! — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
After thousands of our own mistakes, we never hate ourselves. But even a single mistake from others, we hold grudges. HOW SAD !!! — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, youre in. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
Some things you cannot stop happening. Some things are more than we can understand. Sometimes words are more powerful than guns. And sometimes silence… — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
