Funny Quote by C.J. Redwine

“Marriage can bore you but there is a fortitude that comes from it, too. When you need to lean on it, you are so…

— Ellen Tien

“... a wife should be always a reasonable and agreeable companion, because she cannot always be young.”

— Jonathan Swift

“And this I set down as a positive truth. A woman with fair opportunities, and without an absolute hump, may marry WHOM SHE LIKES.…

— William Makepeace Thackeray

“That is just what I should like to marry. A thoroughly sensible wife would reduce me to a condition of absolute idiocy in less…

— Oscar Wilde

“As for marriage, of course that would be silly, but there are other and more interesting bonds between men and women.”

— Oscar Wilde

“Besides, every experience is of value, and whatever one may say against marriage, it is certainly an experience.”

— Oscar Wilde

“he was practical about what he wanted in a wife. Deborah was rather plain, but she offered the prospect of comfort and domesticity.”

— Walter Isaacson

“Marriage is so much about working on our character, being the right person, and changing as we grow and mature together.”

— Susan G. Mathis

“A marriage is hard work. Worth every bit of it though.”

— Tim Relf

“I have no husband, sir. Nor am I eager to acquire one. From my observation, husbands tend to limit a woman’s adventures.”

— Amanda Quick

“One thing I know about husbands: They sure do like to be needed.”

— Michelle Stimpson

“I know nothing of being a wife, but I have learned much about the running and maintenance of an estate. It may be that…

— Denise Domning