Funny Quote by Bob Dylan

“Our days are exactly the same. Shoot at the enemy. Hit some civilians. Apologize. Reload your rifle. Shoot again.”

— David Christopher Perez

My dad, Frank Addison Albini, was a terrific shot with a rifle and had generally excellent hunting skills. While my dad loved hunting and…

— Steve Albini

I learned how to fire a sniper rifle, which I'm sure will be useful at some point.

— Paul Giamatti

Whoever can lift a rifle, should have one.

— Kliment Voroshilov

The rifle is a weapon. Let there be no mistake about that. It is a tool of power, and thus dependent completely upon the…

— Jeff Cooper

If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely…

— Anton Chekhov

scarcely a human being in the course of history has fallen to a woman's rifle; the vast majority of birds and beasts have been…

— Virginia Woolf

Personal weapons are what raised mankind out of the mud, and the rifle is the queen of personal weapons. The possession of a good…

— Jeff Cooper

Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.

— Bobby Bare

You don't have to be a rocket science to know that if Joe Teti has a rifle, and a round to go with it.…

— Joe Teti

I don't know anyone in the hunting or sporting arena that goes out with an assault rifle.

— Joe Manchin

I am still ready to shake hands with anyone who designs a better assault rifle than mine.

— Mikhail Kalashnikov