Funny Quote by Bill Maher

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means…

— Bill Maher

[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking.

— Auguste Piccard

No one is going to tell a movie star to smoke or not smoke because they can do whatever they want.

— Joe Eszterhas

“Stopping to have a smoke is a time-honored tradition non-smokers can’t understand.”

— Krzysztof Pacyński

People - Hollywood doesn't talk about how bad cigarette smells when it smells like they wake up in bed with somebody who has been…

— Chris Matthews

I think the main issue is that a lot of the stars today are very addicted, and they simply feel more comfortable smoking as…

— Joe Eszterhas

“Among other things, I've taken up smoking. Ana says I should stop with the good girl/bad girl stuff, and obviously she's right, but sometimes…

— Aoibheann Sweeney

She said life isnt about smoking weed and fucking bitches grow up.

— Anthony Baeza

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

— Greg Proops

Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.

— Bill Hicks

If Madonna asks anybody to go and hang out with them for a month, they'd all do it.

— Vicky McClure

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

— Trey Parker