College Quote by Bill Maher Download Open image “Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.” — Bill Maher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare College Comedy Enough Humor Marijuana Money Pot Selling
Saw that I could make more money in one pot than what was in that entire paycheck selling a week of office supplies — Doyle Brunson Copy Share Image
Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roll the marijuana right up where my job is, getting all this money got me living lawless. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
In the 70s I started doing my Big Night Out on stage when I was at art school. A friend of mine owned a… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. — Larry David Copy Share Image
In the beginning of my career, all I did was drama, and I couldn't get arrested doing comedy; nobody would hire me! — Tisha Campbell-Martin Copy Share Image
I first started as an actor, but there was no money in it, which is why I drifted into comedy. — Bradley Walsh Copy Share Image
I always loved comedy, but in my mind, it wasn't a viable career option. I always thought, 'You go to college. You get a… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life,… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I made, like, five movies while I was in college. I think they just weren't memorable movies. I've taken breaks as the years have… — Jodie Foster Copy Share Image
My first ever job after college was as a flight attendant. I wanted to travel and could not afford it, so I decided to… — Jacqueline Winspear Copy Share Image
There's no authoritarian structure at Reed College, but the education is conservative. So what you have is a lot of students who are very… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
It was only when I started making short films in college and I was looking for girls to play the me-ish parts that I… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
I do not believe in public shaming. I do believe that young adults go to college to learn things, and that this process will… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
Some people, you know, should just go to college and do what they do and have a great job and not worry about trying… — John Legend Copy Share Image
I was totally sober in college and really, really focused. I just took the time when other people might be partying and just made… — K. Flay Copy Share Image
In college we didn't pass block the way they do in the pros - they played the I-formation at Wisconsin. — Mike Webster Copy Share Image
Plant flowers in others' gardens and your life becomes a bouquet! Submitted by Lisa Letto, Coordinator, Nutrition Resource and Volunteer Centre, College of Pharmacy… — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
The number of poor, and poorly prepared, students who succeed in college and beyond undercuts the simplistic notion that economic or educational disadvantage is… — Roland Merullo Copy Share Image
Doing away with separate black colleges meets resistance from alumni and other blacks. — Constance Baker Motley Copy Share Image