Dea Quote by Bill Maher

If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal use.'

— Alec Straub

Im muh to the dea

— Madea

What's to keep somebody from getting all potted up on weed and then getting behind the wheel?

— Steve Doocy

Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the highway…

— Edward Abbey

The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting.…

— Si Robertson

One of the governor's complaints: federal rules that prohibit dispensary owners from putting their money in banks. "If you really want to introduce corruption…

— John Hickenlooper

Smoking cash to my weed

— Anonymous

I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no…

— Dyan Cannon

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks.…

— Phil Robertson

If you really want to introduce corruption into legal marijuana, make it an all cash business.

— John Hickenlooper

Strange thing, when they arrested me for the pot, the federal agents, they said, "We're sorry, we really don't want to bust pot people…

— George Jung

If the principle is, "Let's not get lethal substances out to the public", the first one you'd go after is tobacco. The next one…

— Noam Chomsky