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“Gay marriage is spreading around the country, first Massachusetts, then San Francisco and now the small town of New Paltz, New York. The mayor said, 'If God didn't want two homosexuals to marry, He never would have made old charming farmhouses upstate.'” quote by Bill Maher — Download Open image

“Gay marriage is spreading around the country, first Massachusetts, then San Francisco and now the small town of New Paltz, New York. The mayor said, 'If God didn't want two homosexuals to marry, He never would have made old charming farmhouses upstate.'”

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