The sodomy laws have been overturned, so now we can overturn each other. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Dear best friend, I promise to be your lesbian lover when some ugly guy hits on you. — Avalon Copy Share Image
Okay, yes, there is a homosexual agenda. But there's just two things on it: Number one: don't get killed. Number two: a… — Elvira Kurt Copy Share Image
Here is a little tip for all of you. Don't come out to your father in a moving vehicle. — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
If I wrote a National Coming Out Day card to give to my parents, it would say, 'Roses are red, Violets are… — Sabrina Matthews Copy Share Image
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work. 'Hello, can't work today. Still queer.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Homosexuals want the right to be married. But I think they really want the right to be divorced. Forget it! Divorce is… — Basil White Copy Share Image
They say you can't tell guys are gay just by looking. But if two guys are kissing, you can figure at least… — Bill Braudis Copy Share Image
If they don't want us in the military, then I say that straight men shouldn't be allowed to be florists and straight… — Danny Williams Copy Share Image
There are funny gay people, and there are funny Indian people, and that's why we watch TV, to laugh. It only makes… — Josie Totah Copy Share Image
I didn't choose to be gay; I was chosen. 'Are you serious? I get to be queer? Oh, thank you. I didn't… — Suzanne Westenhoefer Copy Share Image
The next time someone asks you, 'Hey, how did you get to be a homosexual anyway?' tell them, 'Homosexuals are chosen first… — Karen Williams Copy Share Image
Using the word 'gay' as a euphemism for homosexual is fine I guess. But I've always thought a word like 'fabulous' might… — Michael Greer Copy Share Image
Gay marriage is spreading around the country, first Massachusetts, then San Francisco and now the small town of New Paltz, New York.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
These ballot initiatives against same sex marriage remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
My friend said to me, I like girl who smell good. I said to him, okay! you are not gay. — Mahi Copy Share Image
I'm against gay marriage. I think marriage is a sacred union between a man and a pregnant woman. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
The church says we should get down on our knees and repent. Well, excuse me, but didn't being on my knees cause… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
In denial about my being gay. I wasn't afraid of the dark, I was afraid of unflattering light. — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
My high school had a Head Start program for homosexuals, it was called Drama Club. — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips. And notice I charitably said girl and not… — Patrick The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Copy Share Image
The Religious Right dislikes both abortions and homosexuality. But who has fewer abortions than gays? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
Homosexuality may be proscribed in the Old Testament, but it's not in the New, because I believe that Jesus was more tolerant.… — Judy Brown Copy Share Image
I spent my teen years trying to rationalize, 'All right, fine, I may be attracted to women, but I can't be a… — Vickie Shaw Copy Share Image
