Drawers Quote by Bill Hicks Download Open image “Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.” — Bill Hicks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drawers Jesus Mummy Sock Stories Today
“Unfortunately when I'm on my death bed I believe I'll be like most people and still looking for Jesus. And yes I've checked my… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Jesus shook his head slowly from side to side, then thrust his left hand deep into Santa’s sack. Out came something resembling raw steak,… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what happened to you. This Jesus thing is really interesting. It’s all over the papers that you raised your mummy from… — S. A. David Copy Share Image
Walked into the restroom right after Jesus took a dump. All I can say is HOLY SHIT! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear fluid, seemingly… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
As a young child I had Santa and Jesus all mixed up. I could identify Coke or Pepsi with just one sip, but I… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Then on Sunday night while I’m at the computer checking to see if anyone’s online, my dad’s head appears in my doorway. “Will,” he… — John Green Copy Share Image
I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Wow," Liv said, when I dropped the mallet back into the drawer. "That looked like fun. I call dibs on the next over-the-top destruction… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Compliments of congratulation are always kindly taken, and cost nothing but pen, ink and paper. I consider them as draughts upon good breeding, where… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
Uh... ," Ivy stammered, and I glanced up to see her eyes wide in consideration. "I'm kidding," I said. "It passed the lethal-amulet test,… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I sometimes try a variance of the drawer trick - [I write it] and then come back to it and see if it blows. — Travis Morrison Copy Share Image
You must keep sending work out; you must never let a manuscript do nothing but eat its head off in a drawer. You send… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
I do triage on everything that comes through the door, and if it's not something we need (now, for real-not maybe someday) or something… — Michelle Herman Copy Share Image
Gary Burnetts office is shelved with theological books, guitars fill the floor, and the drawers are crammed with CDs. In The Gospel According to… — Steve Stockman Copy Share Image
I found something" Simon said as he walked in. He whipped out an old-fashioned key from his pocket and grinned at me. "It was… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“The hearts of women are like those little pieces of furniture with secret hiding - places, full of drawers fitted into each other; you… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished I was… — Judy Blundell Copy Share Image
I think memory is the most important asset of human beings. It's a kind of fuel; it burns and it warms you. My memory… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
In the ordinary jumble of my literary drawer, I sometimes find texts I wrote ten, fifteen, or even more years ago. And many of… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image