Bill Quote by Bill Cosby Download Open image “Telemarketers tell me I sound like Bill Cosby.” — Bill Cosby ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bill Bill Cosby Cosby Like Me Sound Tell
Every impression that I do is just a terrible variation on an awful Bill Cosby impression. You're doing an Australian accent, but it's just… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
The other three incoming calls were from his building superintendent, his pharmacy and a telephone survey company." "Bastards. They always call during dinner." Liv… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
When telemarketers call me now, I won't get the blow-horn. I'm more polite than the average person. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
My voice is so recognisable. I'm like a foghorn walking round shops on my phone. — Georgia Toffolo Copy Share Image
“I must've been a telemarketer in a previous life and now I'm being punished for it.” — Harper Bentley Copy Share Image
I sounded like myself. People be saying I sound like Miles or Clifford Brown. — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
I make more than a handsome living doing voices for commercials; I hear myself all day on the tube. — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
Tons of comedians have said, 'I grew up learning from Bill Cosby. He's great.' But that respect doesn't mean much to the young people.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I hear my voice on tape, I'm like, 'Who is that horrible man? — David Johansen Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy Mary, you put some in her drink man, she, 'Haaaaaaaaaaaaah.' Oh yeah, that's really groovy man, Spanish fly is groovy, yeah. From then on, any time you see a girl: 'Wish I had some Spanish fly.'… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“The medical profession is a money making con, they will keep you sick on a variety of expensive prescriptions and on a yo-yo into… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
In the summer of 1964, my sister and I went to South Ballston, Virginia, to stay with my aunt and her kids. They passed… — Edward P. Jones Copy Share Image
I didn't make any friends in New York by insisting on moving the league headquarters to Cincinnati. The fact was that my son Bill… — Warren Giles Copy Share Image
We have held forums here at the White House on workplace flexibility, and the first major bill signed into law by President Obama was… — Valerie Jarrett Copy Share Image
“All this waiting. Waiting for the rain to stop. Waiting in traffic. Waiting for the bill. Waiting at the airport for an old friend. Waiting to depart. Then, there’s the big waiting: waiting to grow up. Waiting for love. Waiting to show your your parents that when you have kids you’ll be different. Waiting to retire. Waiting for death. Why… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share
My favorite country blues player was Big Bill Broonzy. City blues was Freddie King, but I liked them all - Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Ralph Willis, Lonnie Johnson, Brownie McGhee and the three Kings, B.B., Albert and Freddie. Jazz-wise, I listened to Django, Barney Kessel and Wes Montgomery. — Alvin Lee Copy Share
“I didn’t do it to you, I did it to her. Maybe your past self thinks it’s funny.” “She doesn’t.” “That’s not my fault.… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
If Bill O'Reilly is calling you a far-left critic, in my book, no matter what your political persuasion is, that's probably - that probably… — Michael Hastings Copy Share Image
Bill O'Reilly is like a comfortable pair of shimmeringly angry slippers, but you know every night what you're going to get. — Piers Morgan Copy Share Image
Expeditions are escapism. The stuff that we're normally concerned about just doesn't matter out there. Tax returns, gas bill, none of it. Life becomes… — Ben Saunders Copy Share Image
