Funny Quote by Azgraybebly Josland Download Open image “Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?” — Azgraybebly Josland ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. — Turkish Proverb Copy Share Image
I just want a hot cup of coffee,black,and I don’t want to hear about your troubles. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud. — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
You are so special in my life, I would love to be your wife, Sweetheart I love you so much, And my love for… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
I became a policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong. — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
I know Im not perfect, and I may have hurt you. But give me a chance again and Ill prove to you that I… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa :… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
I want to suck you ¦ lick you ¦ wanna move my tongue all over you ¦ wanna feel you in my mouth ¦… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You . — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
My life was changed, turned, and twisted, when I knew our friendship no longer existed. I know I was wrong, I know I messed… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
My smile for you will never fade, My heart for you will never break. When I am with you, The world seems to awake! — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
The more I get to know your mistakes, your shortcomings and your limitations, the more I love you because it just makes me think… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Its the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! Its called… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Friends are your ears when you cant hear, Eyes when you cant see, Legs when you cant stand up. Without you, then I dont… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
