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If we continue to print new paychecks at the rate we've been adding them, that mitigates a lot of the damage of higher gasoline…

— Jerry A. Webman

Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon....

— Anonymous

According to a new survey, the national average price for regular gasoline rose about 15 cents in the last two weeks. Meaning that if…

— Seth Meyers

We're on the brink of the next industrial revolution. Instead of buying things, you can make them on a printer. When you have a…

— Bre Pettis

We need more expensive gasoline to change consumer behavior," Mr. Jackson said. Otherwise, Americans will continue to favor big vehicles, not matter what kind…

— Michael J. Jackson

Your goal over time is to use less red ink every day.

— Keith Rabois

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

— Mark Twain

The only way people are going to change their car buying habits, and the only way government will get behind alternatively fueled vehicles, is…

— Alexandra Paul

Gasoline inventories are tighter than they were a few weeks ago. It's all about perception, because inventories are well above where they have been…

— Kyle Cooper

Printer's ink has been running a race against gunpowder these many, many years. Ink is handicapped, in a way, because you can blow up…

— Christopher Morley

You have to wait six months to purchase a fuel efficient automobile made from overseas.

— Ed Markey

New ink hurt

— Me