Funny Quote by AzAz

I nickname my cars. Most of the time, it doesn't make any sense. One of my Benzes I call Justin Bieber. My Maybach is…

— Rick Ross

I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.

— Mackenzie Astin

My relationship with you has no name, but it is special in every way!

— Nishan Panwar

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

— David Spade

I get called Jacqueline Bissette in America. In France, I get called Jackie Bisset. And actually, it is Jacqueline Bisset, which is not that…

— Jacqueline Bisset

“I have to name things, or I get…confused—I once named my microwave Samantha.” “Why?” “You name your car Carmen, and frown at me for…

— Cameron Jace

My name is Kim Phuc, though you likely know me by another name. It is one I never asked for, a name I have…

— Phan Thi Kim Phuc

I'm an artist, a designer, a craftsman, interior designer, half-architect. There's no one name that fits me very well.

— Dale Chihuly

And let's get one thing straight. There's a big difference between a pilot and an aviator. One is a technician; the other is an…

— Elrey Borge Jeppesen

I just got engaged. My fiancée won't take my name because Lisa Levin sounds awful. So she's just going to remain Lisa Hitler. I…

— Nikhil Saluja

I am at the top of Toyota and drive cars myself. I was also born with this name.

— Akio Toyoda

For the ladies, your man's name is noun, and his reassuring voice is your favorite sound¦

— Anonymous